Monday, December 31, 2007


Monday - 29 Park Street (Old Sillhoutte Club) Hull


Why is it only me who wants to party til the end?

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Maltby Progressive WMC - Rotherham

Fri Dec 28th 2007

Usual kinda Matlby gig - full and every1 up for a gud laff.

Joolz and Dave with us so a full complement of quakees!

Not feeling too good meself, think I'm all drink and drugged out...need an abstinence from the lot but easier said than done.

Ah well, nearly 08, maybe I'll make a resolution?

'ere woz that my 'ed??? It's come off again...

Friday, December 28, 2007

Mustang Sallys - Wakefield

Thu Dec 27th 2007

Carl Carr online and larger than life helping out with most of the show!

I felt it was a good night despite there not being many people in, it is the 1st Thursday after Christmas let's be real about it!

So I enjoyed it and I don't give a fuk what you lot think, OK?

Carl Carr & Ralph...they look too happy to me, could be a good caption comp?


Monday, December 24, 2007

Country Park - Hessle Foreshore

Sun Dec 23rd 2007

Wow what a turn out!

There must have been 500 people in a venue that is only supposed to cope with 350?

Anyways, about 10 bar staff on so no-one was complainin

Meself and the Benster...we were at Catholic skuul together!

Last Hull gig before crimble and it was a belter, merry x-mas everyone, see you at 29 Park St on New Years Eve!

Meself and Fiona and me gorgeous missus Caroline...she fancied me from the off you know! The first time she saw me she wanted to jump all over me!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Rainton meadows - Sunderland

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Sat Dec 20th 2007

Old McEwans Centre.

T-Mobiles crimbo do! Quite big turn out, loadsa food, chocolate fountains and side stalls. Shooting gallery, poker, roulette and some REAL BUNNY GIRLS!!!


They didn't like being asked if anyone had a good signal, not sure why?

Anyways, nearly crimble innit?

tHE Village Bunnies...we ask anyone to help out...but thanks girls, you were great!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Nidd Hall - Harrogate

Sat Dec 15th 2007

They were scared to dance!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Skellow Grange - Doncaster

Sat Dec 8th 2007

Ralphs mates from their lads holiday came up to stay at his gaff so they came!

Aerial Micks lad brought some scruffy fukin annoying Lionel Ritchie faced fukka...they came!

Dannie brought her bloke, her Mum and stepDad brother and his girlfiend...thay came!

Our windscreen after everybody came...yesterday!

Goose Green Labour Club - Wigan

Fri Dec 7th 2007

Jo & erm...oh wotsisfukin name again? Erm, ginger get...oh you know...Crappy! Clappy, Chappie that's it!

Joolz and erm...some bird with blokes hands...

Ralph and the Saint...Frankie demonstrating the correct way to test Ralphs prostate...yesterday!

Chicago Rock - Aylesbury

Thu Dec 6th 2007

Full of blokes in matching blue T-Shirts...wossat allabout?

Dave with us for the 1st time in a long time, he looks quite well...

AAAaaarrrggghhh ya bastads! Me and Dave , yesterday!

The scary thing about this pic is that it was taken at three different times on three different phones and every one looks exactly the same...spooky?

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Ashfield WMC - Stairfoot, Barnsley

Sat: Dec 1st 2007

Not a bad night, makes a change from all the holiday camps we've been doing.

Joolz out with us for the 1st time in a real long time.

Chappie pushed me off stage...was quite funny for him!

Bricktop up to his usual tricks.

Sheep-dip had a jumper on, usual kinda stuff!

Prove it! The sign above the toilet in our dressing room.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Ralph on the Piss with 2 of Charlie's Angels(the Old'uns)

Thought i woz staying in on ma Own,but end'ed up out with sum Hot Minge! See u soon, (Country Pk 23rd Dec) you know who U are. Rx

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Sinah Warren/Lakeside - Hampshire

Fri 9th/Sat 10th Nov 2007

Some pics of the 'FunStars' from Sinah...

Now remember, sometimes...always...never and don't forget to match your socks with your shoes, OK! Who says I'm camp?

The lurvly Sinah willage people...

Ralph, harrassing Amy and Sophie...yesterday... Yes Ralph that's Amy...not Emma, don't be doing anything daft like sending her a Christmas card when you can't even remember who's who...OK!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Friday, November 16, 2007

Who you Looking At.?

Shauns Lad.!

Ralph+Chappys New Fanny Magnet.

While My Banana gets a New front end,ive got this Rocket for 2wks, dont want mine back.!

Ralph had his teeth done.

Didn't want 2-B left out when Bryn cums back with his new Pegs,so ive had these Bastards fitted!

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Donna from Selsey...

...has sent us a pic of us with her kids a few weeks back, so here it is!

Thanks for the pic, hope you're all doin OK.

Love n stuff

Housequake x

Monday, November 05, 2007

Haven - Pwllehi

Owners weekend and Staff party

How camp are these lot?

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Haven. . . Again!

Haven. . . Again!
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Here's me and Chappie's bird pretending to be Village People

Friday, November 02, 2007

Chicago Rock Cafe - St Helens

Wed Oct 31st 2007

Halloween & Rich's Birthday.

Tried to get Rich trashed but he seemed to hold up quite well despite a couple of tequilas and some long island iced tea.

Speaking of which, what a fekin rip off! The guy made up a pitcher of cocktail using one fekin measure of spirits and a jug absolutley crammed full of ice...what a tosspot!

Got bak to the table and took out two pint glasses full of ice with the same amount left in the jug.

How much for this jug of ice with one cocktail in? £8.95!!!

Fekin Nazis!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Kendray MWC - Barnsley

Sunday 28th Oct 2007

Onstage with the legendary Carl Carr...

Rosh's new tats...

Monday, October 29, 2007

Haven Holiday Parks

Sat 20th - Thu 25th Oct 2007

Various pics from various Havens, the only thing that changes is the Funstars...

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Rich,Ralph and Bryn

Rich,Ralph and Bryn in Waymouth Bay, waiting for Chappy 2 stop Wanking.!


Sunday, October 14, 2007

Primrose Valley Holiday Park - Filey

Sat 13th Oct

Usual kind of Haven holiday camp type gig except we in a diferent room tonite!

If ever there was an advertisement not to drugs, here it is!

Thorpe Park - Cleethorpes

Fri 12th Oct

Usual kind of Haven holiday camp affair, not much to report except that there was a darts tournament on...that's it!

Chappie just about to go on his Gay Pride March...

Monday, October 08, 2007

Cala Gran - Blackpool

Sat 6th

These Holiday camps are all much of a muchness...long drive, late on, couple of funstars helping out in Village People, long drive home etc...etc...etc...

My box lid before Villager People...yesterday!

Presthaven Sands Holiday Park - Wales

Fri 5th

These Holiday camps are all much of a muchness...long drive, late on, couple of funstars helping out in Village People, long drive home etc...etc...etc...

Funstars before Village People...yesterday!

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Caister Holiday Park - Great Yarmouth

Sat 29th Sep 2007

Timmmaaayyy the little homo cowboy...

And pictured here with his girlfriend.

Hopton Holiday Village - Great Yarmouth

Friday 28th Sep 2007

Must have been drinking too much...

Erm...Chappie, Rich come and have a look at Tim & Ralph a minute...

...Oh, er hang on...

Well if you can't outdrink 'em, join em!

Monday, September 17, 2007

Frontier Club - Batley

Sat 15th Sep 2007

Wot a swearing tw@t that new DJ from Galaxy FM is! Every other word was either fuk or fukin until they went live then he nice as! Anyway, fuk im!

Still as mad as eva in that this place is completely empty and then fills up in the blink of an eye.

Good crowd, Shipton Builders leaving their post it's on evry1 and a good atmosphere.

Is it a guvvie? The Shipton Builders looking for tarmac driveway jobs in Frontier...last night!

Goose Geen Labour Club - Wigan

Fri 14th Sep 2007

Usual kinda banging night, nice n full with evry1 in a good mood...except them that wanted a fag and had to go stand outside, Wifflin b@stads!

Frankie the Saint present and correct in a nice pink shirt, but arrived too late to go on before us on account he really didn't want to come but couldn't get out of it.

'That's not how you check me prostate Dean!' Ralf & Deano propping up the bar at Wigan...last night!

'Hi there...'O god it's him again. SoulGlo, larger than life & twice as oily. At Wigan...last night!

'Good dancing but wot you doin wiv me fekin sleeves?' Two of the GG Wigan stompers...last night!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Chicago Rock Cafe - Norwich

Wed Sep 12th 2007

Eng 3: Rus 0

Not a sausage, this place was as empty as an empty box on a day after it had just been emptied.

Only football supporters out so it was decided we would only do a half hour set.

By the time we had got changed the place was heaving and it turned out to be a really good night.

England won too so that was a bonus!

From's the quiz of the week! Or summat like that!

What do you think to the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Blue Dolphin Holiday Park - Filey

Sat 8th Sep 2007

Today I played the part of road krew and travelled with Ralph and Chappie and Chappies bird who I should refrain from calling 'Chappies bird' but it's just a habit now.

So we all set off early I set up the black curtains on the HQ boards.

My effort at putting up the curtains behind the HQ made the show sooo much betterer.

Ralph wants you all to know he's had his teef done by the same Hungarian girl wot did Frankie the Saints. He'd like to know wot you all think!

'Is it a guvvie?' Ralf and his new teef...yesterday.