Fri 17th Aug 2007
Chris (52) and Oddbottle, OddJob or Odd bastad whatever you wanna call him away with us for this one.
His real name his Joe (26) and he's a good mate of Chris's; I don't have a pic of him...which is a shame coz he's got forearms that look like he could twist some fekkers head off!
He's a real nice bloke and it was nice to meet him...well, I'm not gonna say anything bad am I? The geezer knows where I live!
Chris (57) was a bit reticent to get up with us but after a few lines of class A he was good to go.
Check the Youtube footage here.
'How long does this stuff last anayway?' Norfolk (59), putting summat up his nostrils while everything Joolz (63) put up his just falls out...every fekin where! allegedley!***
Joolz (60) was O.O.H.T - Out Of His Tree - for this one as it has been a while since he could be bothered to come away with us.
He spent most of the night falling over people, looking for his sandals, dropping white dust out of nose and ringing up nobody asking 'them' to tell him they loved him???
'Aw go on...I love you...why won't you tell me that you love me?' Joolz, get back on the ceiling...ya pissed up drugged up Lionel Richie faced fekker!
A good night in my opinion, Chris (nearly 60) spent most of the 2nd set being pushed off stage and telling Sam off High Chapparals roof (now 93) to give him his shoes back.
When we told Sam (80 summat) he looked like Sam (29), he reckoned he looked more like Manuel (103) from Fawlty Towers...hey! he wasn't wrong!
HOUSEQUAKE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO ANY SMALL CHILDREN THAT MIGHT BE WATCHING, THAT THEY DO NOT CONDONE DRUG TAKING AT ALL AND FURTHERMORE, ON THE ADVICE OF THEIR SOLICITORS (Shotgun, Bastard & Dribble) WOULD LIKE TO STRESS THAT THE ABOVE IMAGE OF CHRIS ALLEGEDLEY SNIFFING AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE, IS COMPLETELY 100% STAGED AND, IS NOT MEANT TO INFER TO VIEWERS THAT THE TAKING OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES IS BIG, CLEVER OR SOMETHING TO IMPRESS OTHER PEOPLE WITH AND FINALLY, THAT NO ICING SUGAR WAS HARMED DURING THE PRODUCTION OF THE ABOVE PHOTO.