Monday, December 31, 2007


Monday - 29 Park Street (Old Sillhoutte Club) Hull


Why is it only me who wants to party til the end?

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Maltby Progressive WMC - Rotherham

Fri Dec 28th 2007

Usual kinda Matlby gig - full and every1 up for a gud laff.

Joolz and Dave with us so a full complement of quakees!

Not feeling too good meself, think I'm all drink and drugged out...need an abstinence from the lot but easier said than done.

Ah well, nearly 08, maybe I'll make a resolution?

'ere woz that my 'ed??? It's come off again...

Friday, December 28, 2007

Mustang Sallys - Wakefield

Thu Dec 27th 2007

Carl Carr online and larger than life helping out with most of the show!

I felt it was a good night despite there not being many people in, it is the 1st Thursday after Christmas let's be real about it!

So I enjoyed it and I don't give a fuk what you lot think, OK?

Carl Carr & Ralph...they look too happy to me, could be a good caption comp?


Monday, December 24, 2007

Country Park - Hessle Foreshore

Sun Dec 23rd 2007

Wow what a turn out!

There must have been 500 people in a venue that is only supposed to cope with 350?

Anyways, about 10 bar staff on so no-one was complainin

Meself and the Benster...we were at Catholic skuul together!

Last Hull gig before crimble and it was a belter, merry x-mas everyone, see you at 29 Park St on New Years Eve!

Meself and Fiona and me gorgeous missus Caroline...she fancied me from the off you know! The first time she saw me she wanted to jump all over me!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Rainton meadows - Sunderland

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Sat Dec 20th 2007

Old McEwans Centre.

T-Mobiles crimbo do! Quite big turn out, loadsa food, chocolate fountains and side stalls. Shooting gallery, poker, roulette and some REAL BUNNY GIRLS!!!


They didn't like being asked if anyone had a good signal, not sure why?

Anyways, nearly crimble innit?

tHE Village Bunnies...we ask anyone to help out...but thanks girls, you were great!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Nidd Hall - Harrogate

Sat Dec 15th 2007

They were scared to dance!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Skellow Grange - Doncaster

Sat Dec 8th 2007

Ralphs mates from their lads holiday came up to stay at his gaff so they came!

Aerial Micks lad brought some scruffy fukin annoying Lionel Ritchie faced fukka...they came!

Dannie brought her bloke, her Mum and stepDad brother and his girlfiend...thay came!

Our windscreen after everybody came...yesterday!

Goose Green Labour Club - Wigan

Fri Dec 7th 2007

Jo & erm...oh wotsisfukin name again? Erm, ginger get...oh you know...Crappy! Clappy, Chappie that's it!

Joolz and erm...some bird with blokes hands...

Ralph and the Saint...Frankie demonstrating the correct way to test Ralphs prostate...yesterday!

Chicago Rock - Aylesbury

Thu Dec 6th 2007

Full of blokes in matching blue T-Shirts...wossat allabout?

Dave with us for the 1st time in a long time, he looks quite well...

AAAaaarrrggghhh ya bastads! Me and Dave , yesterday!

The scary thing about this pic is that it was taken at three different times on three different phones and every one looks exactly the same...spooky?

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Ashfield WMC - Stairfoot, Barnsley

Sat: Dec 1st 2007

Not a bad night, makes a change from all the holiday camps we've been doing.

Joolz out with us for the 1st time in a real long time.

Chappie pushed me off stage...was quite funny for him!

Bricktop up to his usual tricks.

Sheep-dip had a jumper on, usual kinda stuff!

Prove it! The sign above the toilet in our dressing room.