Sat 28th July 2007
So after one night of drinking, dancing and nothing to eat, Shaunie wakes up to find himself full of the joys of spring and wanting to show everyone what a big knob he's got.
So here it is!
'D'you like that Abbott, do ya? Do you want a bit o'me eh? EH??? [Thinks to self: 'Hmmm...What the fek am I doin in the same caravan as this nutter?']
PLEASE NOTE THAT DUE TO GRAPHIC NATURE OF THIS IMAGE, SHAUNS 'BITS' HAVE BEEN BLURRED DELIBERATELY TO SAVE VIEWERS FROM BEING ILL.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Embassy - Selsey
Fri 27th July 2007
1st night of a 2 night mini tour type thingie down the other end of the country.
Bad start as Rich went to collect our new Focus C-MAX, only Dixons went into receivership along with our deposit...bummer!
So joining us for this rent a car to Sussex is Shaunie the main man, coming along for a giggle.
'Oi Grandad, what's that on top of yer ed?' Shaunie having a giggle...yesterday!
1st night of a 2 night mini tour type thingie down the other end of the country.
Bad start as Rich went to collect our new Focus C-MAX, only Dixons went into receivership along with our deposit...bummer!
So joining us for this rent a car to Sussex is Shaunie the main man, coming along for a giggle.
'Oi Grandad, what's that on top of yer ed?' Shaunie having a giggle...yesterday!
Congratulations Grandad
Rich (wooly bully) wilki is a Grandad!!!
I'll post a piccie of his ickle Grandson soon.
Love n best wishes from all the gang!!!
I'll post a piccie of his ickle Grandson soon.
Love n best wishes from all the gang!!!
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Farm Road WMC - Kendray
Sun 22nd July 2007
Wahey!
Nice full club, prob coz we ain't been in Barnsley for a bit. We all had a good laff 2nite, espesh at Joolz who was whizzing his tits off, sat in the compere box lighting himself up and keeping us in the dark.
Some fekin Razer head Chav kept gettin up and walking about in front of us whilst we were on tho...tosspot! (lol)
Chappie was unavailable for comment...
'Speak to the @rse, coz the face ain't listening'. Actually, you get more sense out of this end!
Shit hot kebab on the way home...
I love me chilli peppers. My kebab with a few chilli peppers, yesterday.
And YES!!! FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE MAKES IT INTO THE FUBAR SECTION...
Wazzufuggurrbaztadyeeez..hic! Ralph trashed...yesterday!
Wahey!
Nice full club, prob coz we ain't been in Barnsley for a bit. We all had a good laff 2nite, espesh at Joolz who was whizzing his tits off, sat in the compere box lighting himself up and keeping us in the dark.
Some fekin Razer head Chav kept gettin up and walking about in front of us whilst we were on tho...tosspot! (lol)
Chappie was unavailable for comment...
'Speak to the @rse, coz the face ain't listening'. Actually, you get more sense out of this end!
Shit hot kebab on the way home...
I love me chilli peppers. My kebab with a few chilli peppers, yesterday.
And YES!!! FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE MAKES IT INTO THE FUBAR SECTION...
Wazzufuggurrbaztadyeeez..hic! Ralph trashed...yesterday!
Gunton Hall - Lowestoft
Sat 21st Jul 2007
After the dissapointing facade of getting stuck in the floods yesterday, it was a bit hit and miss whether we should attempt to get to Great Yarmouth today, AA reporting A47, A1M and A15, A17 all being blocked.
So we went anyway!
Absolutely clear roads all the way down.
Good gig although we were expecting nobody would like us.
Yeah We'll do it! The ents manager (no it's not Kev Guth) and DJ, helping out in the Village People, yesterday.
After the dissapointing facade of getting stuck in the floods yesterday, it was a bit hit and miss whether we should attempt to get to Great Yarmouth today, AA reporting A47, A1M and A15, A17 all being blocked.
So we went anyway!
Absolutely clear roads all the way down.
Good gig although we were expecting nobody would like us.
Yeah We'll do it! The ents manager (no it's not Kev Guth) and DJ, helping out in the Village People, yesterday.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Littlecotes House Hotel - Hungerford
After a 6 hour drive in a foot of rain, we had to cancel the gig.
On the way home, we pulled into Castleford to check out their latest pole dancing club, so it wasn't a total write off.
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Hey girls, how'dya like to come and dance round my pole??? Eh??? Eh??? I'm good Aren't I???? SoulGlow and a couple of pole dancers, yesterday.
On the way home, we pulled into Castleford to check out their latest pole dancing club, so it wasn't a total write off.
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Hey girls, how'dya like to come and dance round my pole??? Eh??? Eh??? I'm good Aren't I???? SoulGlow and a couple of pole dancers, yesterday.
Mustang Sallys - Wakefield
Chicago rock cafe - Wrexham
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Jools invite: molto apologetico
Yipppeee...Meself, acting like a 3yr old, yesterday.
On monday, SoulGlow invited meself, Ralph & the towel balancer & his girl round to his place for a meal, drinks & drugs (his words, not mine).
The night was gorgeous and Jools pad was pretty impressive with his cooking being top notch and his fridge even better.
I must apologise for the following:
Ruining the whole thing by throwing his new DooVDe's down his freshly laid lawn.
Emptying the contents of his drawers into his bed.
Throwing his toilet rolls out of his bathroom window followed by his kitchen roll and holder.
Putting my bits in both Chappie and Jo's drinks.
And finally smashing a full glass of wine over the fireplace, sending candle wax everywhere and then telling Jools:
'Well it is all your fault for inviting me! You know i'm a bit of a loose cannon when i've ad a drink!'
Jools, i'm sorry for acting like a 3 year old. Your meal was great, you're a great host and i'm sorry for trashing your gaff.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Presthaven Sands Holiday Park
Prestatyn:
This one came in as a cancellation.
Usual Haven Holiday centre type gig.
Nothing much to say for it.
Nice hot dog!
This one came in as a cancellation.
Usual Haven Holiday centre type gig.
Nothing much to say for it.
Nice hot dog!
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Friday, July 06, 2007
Berwick Holiday Centre
Berwick Upon Tweed:
Last gig with Dave, he headed off to do his ELO lark. Just before we went on, we were told a BIG storm was heading this way. Well when we left the venue we walked out into a fekin raging monsoon! We 'borrowed' a brolly from a hot dog stand and got lost and very wet trying to find our caravan. Best nite so far :-)
Last gig with Dave, he headed off to do his ELO lark. Just before we went on, we were told a BIG storm was heading this way. Well when we left the venue we walked out into a fekin raging monsoon! We 'borrowed' a brolly from a hot dog stand and got lost and very wet trying to find our caravan. Best nite so far :-)
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Sunday, July 01, 2007
More congratulations in order...
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