Sat 26th Jan ...3 days to my B.Day...
Some club in Bolton...can only remember bits of it!
Was OK til Chappie gave some stuff and said 'just hold the spoon over the flame and that brown stuff will turn into a smoking liquid. When it does, get yer nose in and inhale it...it'll be a right gud laff!'
This is a picture of Jo...with her tongue out!
This is a picture of Jo...with her knob out!
This is Joolz and meself looking quite pleased?! What was that stuff called again Chappie?
The next day I had lost £50 and had most of my teeth kicked out. I sent Ralph a txt. asking if he knew wot had happened and he replied he didn't, but sent me this pic saying that this dodgy looking wierdo was hanging about backstage.
This was meself...in the takeaway...allegedley.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Assassin's Creed?
Rawmarsh Trades and Labour Club - Rotherham
Sat Jan 12th
13 years since we last played here!
Them were the days, queueing at 6pm to get in, clubs selling out of beer, free sex round the back oh we knew how to rock & roll how d'you father do it!
Good night!
Mr Motivator & Martin 'as tha smokt it yet' came to see us but buggered off when they knew we wanted a pic for the blog...must still be claiming benefits or summat?
Anyways we had to make us own 'everybody get motivated' routines but it werkt well...nobody noticed is wot I mean.
Shabba!
13 years since we last played here!
Them were the days, queueing at 6pm to get in, clubs selling out of beer, free sex round the back oh we knew how to rock & roll how d'you father do it!
Good night!
Mr Motivator & Martin 'as tha smokt it yet' came to see us but buggered off when they knew we wanted a pic for the blog...must still be claiming benefits or summat?
Anyways we had to make us own 'everybody get motivated' routines but it werkt well...nobody noticed is wot I mean.
Shabba!
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Atherlsey Social - Barnsley
Sat Jan 5th
BIG BALAGAN!
Rich off ill with man flu, had to fanny about picking up Joolz, satnav took us a real arse-about-face way here so when we arrived we should have been on stage 10 minutes ago.
Club committee can be a real p.i.a - we had already been told that if we didn't bring our own lights we would be turned away at the door...the same fekin door Ralph & Chappie were sat at 20 minutes waiting to get in, whilst the club owner (who lives upstairs) read his newspaper sat on the pan!
This venue has a good set of lights but...no cnut can be arsed to turn em on!
Happy New Year!
I don't want to do this place again, me & Ralph got asked to move coz we were stood ever so slightly near the end of the bar, where the glass collector needs a 20 foot radius to operate?
Apparently, you can't put a round table at front coz all others are square???
What are you doing? You can't stand/put/even think about putting that there!
BIG Thanks to Steve and Ariel Micks lad for helping out 2nite!
BIG BALAGAN!
Rich off ill with man flu, had to fanny about picking up Joolz, satnav took us a real arse-about-face way here so when we arrived we should have been on stage 10 minutes ago.
Club committee can be a real p.i.a - we had already been told that if we didn't bring our own lights we would be turned away at the door...the same fekin door Ralph & Chappie were sat at 20 minutes waiting to get in, whilst the club owner (who lives upstairs) read his newspaper sat on the pan!
This venue has a good set of lights but...no cnut can be arsed to turn em on!
Happy New Year!
I don't want to do this place again, me & Ralph got asked to move coz we were stood ever so slightly near the end of the bar, where the glass collector needs a 20 foot radius to operate?
Apparently, you can't put a round table at front coz all others are square???
What are you doing? You can't stand/put/even think about putting that there!
BIG Thanks to Steve and Ariel Micks lad for helping out 2nite!
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